Do the bees know they make the honey for you?: Archive

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TG: no dude TG: you sassed me up TG: we are in THE SHIT now TG: together TG: for the long haul AT: i, AT: wHAT, TG: we’re motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch TG: you and me TG: welcome to nam

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GA: Oh My It Is Your Human Sarcasm Again GA: I Enjoy Listening To It And I Wish Doing So Could Serve As My Primary Form Of Recreation GA: There See I Just Did It Too GA: Saying The Opposite Thing To Emphasize My Contempt GA: But Suddenly I Feel More Primitive And Hate Myself A Little More GA: It Was Like This Funny Miracle That Just Happened In My Heart <3

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wicked watermelon groin injury

mixed berry social anxiety disorder

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just watched the eoa3 flash for shits and giggles forgot how awesome it is damn this dumb comic

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OH MY GOD. NO. I CAN'T. →

nilamarthiel: This d-bag senator in Wisconsin is proposing a bill that labels being a single parent as CHILD ABUSE. Don’t click the link unless you feel like PUNCHING PEOPLE.

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… riveting did you come up with that yourself

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NOT ALL THAT INTO CLOWNS YOU GUESS

MOST SHOCKING TWIST YET WHO’S THIS DOUCHE BAG?

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The MAGIC CUE BALL on the other hand is said to make predictions with alarming precision and specificity. Unfortunately it lacks a portal on its surface that allows you to view the prediction.

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When the MAGIC 8 BALL isn’t being frustratingly ambiguous, its forecast is always wrong! You have tested it numerous times with certain facts you know to be true. This is its reply when you ask if it is your friend John’s birthday today. See? Stupid! You guess maybe it could be used as a reverse-prediction device, and always trust the opposite of what it says. But that seems...

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