Do the bees know they make the honey for you?: Archive

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shane is aaron carter and also pets a baby

Jan 1st

why is it that no matter which barnes and noble I go to they never have city of death? ugh but i’m getting black orchid and earthshock. /sob

Dec 31st

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doctorwhubarb replied to your post: I just ordered a bluray player, hdmi cable and… How is all of that even that cheap? bluray player was 100 but it was on sale for 70 hdmi cable was 3 wifi adapter for the bluray player was 8 amazon is a magical land

Dec 31st

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I just ordered a bluray player, hdmi cable and wifi adapter from amazon had a $50 gift card and so only spent $30 awwww yeah I’m excited now I just need my own tv

Dec 31st

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doctorwhubarb asked: HAPPY EVERYTHING HAPPY NEW YEAR HAPPY YEAR OF ARYA/GENDRY HAPPY YEAR OF NAKED GENDRY HAPPY END OF THE WORLD YEAR HAPPY ALL OF THE THINGS FOR ALL OF TIME

Dec 31st

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so... heard about pluto?

that’s messed up.

Dec 31st

at a family party sitting by myself I barely even have enough phone service to make this post can’t go near the baby because i’m sick everything sux etc. I am jon snow

Dec 31st

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hi jawsh

Dec 30th

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sepulchritudinal replied to your post: sepulchritudinal replied to your post: it’s noon,… omg she is HUGE also so cute. she is fat and fluffy and golden she’s actually a golden retriever but her hair is really short so she looks like a yellow lab I love herrrr

Dec 30th

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sepulchritudinal replied to your post: it’s noon, my mom’s almost here, Martha’s still… if martha and gracie are children then run run far away this is Gracie aka Buttsex she’s a bit of a homewrecker and a heartbreaker

Dec 30th

it’s noon, my mom’s almost here, Martha’s still asleep, Gracie’s on the floor, and I don’t know where any grown-ups are uhh

Dec 30th

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agent-fanboy asked: NO BECCA GO AWAY I ACTUALLY TYPED OUT THE HOUSEKEEPING CONVERSATION AS A REPLY TO THAT POST AND THEN ERASED IT AND TYPED THE SONG INSTEAD STOP READING MY MIND GO aWAY.

Dec 30th

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ohmytrolljegus replied to your post: bastardfromabasket replied to your post: BECCA … DON’T YOU REMEMBER YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME BAAAAAABY (AOOOOOOOO) YOU SAID YOU”D BE COMIN BACK THIS WAY AGAAAAIN BABYYYYYY housekeeping you want fresh towel housekeeping you want mint for pillow housekeeping you want me jerk you off

Dec 30th

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I might actually have to record myself reciting Albuquerque tomorrow if only for the comedic purpose of you guys getting to see me attempt to speak/sing/yell with my voice half gone also @Ray & Theo: we should do another Tommmy Boy communal watch thing maybe we can make a tinychat for people who want to join us or something anyway bedtime my mommy’s picking me up in the morning

Dec 30th

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bastardfromabasket replied to your post: BECCA omg i’m off to bed but i just looked at my tv which was muted and tommy boy is on comedy central so i guess i’m falling asleep to tommy boy. i wonder if i’ll dream of brake pads and killing bambi. Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid? what? oh. these are just road flares.

Dec 30th

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agent-fanboy asked: BECCA omg i'm off to bed but i just looked at my tv which was muted and tommy boy is on comedy central so i guess i'm falling asleep to tommy boy. i wonder if i'll dream of brake pads and killing bambi.

Dec 30th

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emilyisobsessed: hughjackedman: ...

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ohmytrolljegus replied to your post: ohmytrolljegus replied to your post:… That’s when I knew it was true love. her name was Zelda she was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

Dec 30th

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ohmytrolljegus replied to your post: bastardfromabasket replied to your photo: I’m… KSDFJHDKJSHFD WHY S THERE ALBUQUERQUE ALL OVER MY DASH OMG hey you’ve got weasels on your face

Dec 30th

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bastardfromabasket replied to your photo: I’m sorry everyone go home Travis wins NOOOOOO I WANT YOU TO CUT OFF MY ARMS AND LEGS WITH A CHAINSAW. SO I DID AND THEN HE GETS ALL INDIGNANT ON ME HE’S LIKE “HEY MAN I WAS JUST BEING SARCASTIC” WELL THAT’S JUST GREAT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I’M NOT A MIND READER FOR CRYIN’ OUT LOUD BESIDES, NOW HE’S...

Dec 30th

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jimmy carr’s laugh is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever heard in my life i wish you could make short audio clips like gifs that just play in posts on a loop because i would use it constantly as a response to everything

Dec 30th

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remember when there were pictures of James McAvoy with really blue eyes and I was like THE SPICE MUST FLOW and then I found out they were screencaps from Children of Dune lol lolol

Dec 30th

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